Tuesday, February 28, 2006

你是酱的吗? malaysian driver

Rating:★★★
Category:Other
Malaysian Drivers

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway!!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.



9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can
in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for drivers......welcome to PENANG!

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!







Sunday, February 26, 2006

鱼和猪的约会~~~


那天和阿猪去看戏~~~


我们打包了的和进去~~~


<<犀照>>还未开始时,我们分食物~~~


然后~~~


 


鱼:xuan,等下如果我忽然间喊的话,你不要怪我啊~~~


猪:你不会吧?


鱼:我会的,每次都是酱的~~~


然后,坐我隔壁的男生忽然间说~~~


(那个陌生的男生):你不要喊啊,我不是被戏里的东西吓到而是被你吓到~~~


鱼:那更好啦~~~


狼:好什么?


鱼:我帮这个戏做免费气氛嘛~~~


过后不懂和阿猪讲到什么~~~


鱼:xuan,前面应该没人坐,我们去前面坐啦~~~


猪:不要啦,你去啦~~~你坐前面不要吓到食物往后丢,等下丢中我噢~~~


鱼:一起去啦,不会的,不会酱准的~~~


狼对鱼说:你不要等下你的fries丢中我的身上啊~~~


鱼:。。。


我没理他,因为戏要开始了~~~


(我的脸被我的双手盖着了):什么什么?怎样怎样?什么东西出来了?


阿猪没理我,她还在专心的看着戏~~~


然后我又慢慢把手张开~~~


狼:没什么啦,他老婆变美了,看啦,没东西啦~~~


过后被一幕很恐怖的画面吓到,整个身子往阿猪那里扑过去~~~


过后又被那幕阿娇点犀牛角吓到,孤魂夜鬼忽然出现,


我这次真的不顾仪态,喊的有够大~~~


阿猪不懂有没有吓著~~~


哈哈哈哈哈


还有很多那只狼和我的对话,只是我忘了,


都是我和阿猪在看着戏讲的,那只狼在旁边炸我~~~


阿猪,你还记得吗?



 


评语:<<犀照>>果然不错!!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

气!!!


 


 


那天真的好无辜噢!!!


气!!!


前天放工要去拿车,下到楼下就想要过马路去拿车。看左看右后,发现有辆proton satria和我有段距离,应该是30M左右吧。乘那辆satria还满远的,我就赶紧跑过对面路。过了对面路,在走了几步路,那辆satria在我后面horn我,是个印度男子,开了窗口便大声的骂我。


 



"DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I PAY FOR MY ROAD TAX ? U GILA KE ? "


骂我不要紧,过后他特地走前我一段距离,然后他的车子,车子一路往我的方向退,好像要撞我了,害我拔腿就跑~~~


我已经在对面路走了几步路,他才在我的后面骂我!!!我真的不明白咯!!!


气!!!


还要在大街大道那样骂我噢!!!上了车后,我又忍不住哭了~~~流了几滴泪了~~~驾着车哭,幸好外面刚刚下起大雨,要不然经过我的车的人都笑我了~~~


 


 


 


 

thx alex...




not new pics la...
add some effects liao...
from bb 's fren...
thx ya, alex...

T.T again...

Rating:★★★
Category:Other
Wang Leehom - Kiss Goodbye


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Sunday, February 19, 2006

雞雞之歌

 


 


 


鸡鸡之歌


献给鸡姐的歌~~~


词:才华横溢的阿猪(xuan)


曲:不知道


原曲:世上只有妈妈好


 


世上只有鸡姐好。。
有鸡的孩子有蛋吃。。
投进鸡姐的怀抱。。
鸡姐幸福不得了


---------------------------------------------------------------


暧昧(鸡鸡版)


词:又是才华横溢的阿猪 (xuan)


曲:不知道


原曲:暧昧


 


暧昧让人受尽委屈。。。
找不到母鸡的身影。。。
无奈我和你,还是抓不到鸡。。。
放抓鸡的心情,写在这里。。。


 


鸡姐,不要啄我~~~


 

愛睡的笨魚


 


 


我的天啊!!!


原来我也是爱睡的笨鱼!!!


那天19/2/2006  2.30am 一直睡到19/2/2006  5.30pm (星期日)!!!


我的妈啊~~~


够力!!!


我现在又想睡了~~~


 


 


 

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

eleng's wedding~~~

Start:     Mar 13, '06 6:00a
End:     Mar 13, '06 11:00p
Location:     bdr puchong jaya & sungai buloh
i have to be " ji mui"
have to wear liang liang...

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

请假都不能吗?


 


昨天真的不开心,我生病了~~~一大早起身就肚子痛,咳嗽咳到要命啊又头晕,心口闷闷的,咳一次就想呕一次,不舒服就请假罗~~~老板有点不高兴,我知道的,整间公司只有我一个人打理,我不上班,老板当然不高兴啦,但是病了嘛,要怎样噢?头晕怎样驾车啊?真的驾不到车嘛~~~不上班,生病又要给人骂的,一天到晚都骂,难道我真的那样办事不灵咩?被我公司的despatch骂,问我干嘛又生病~~~天啊,我怎样答你啊?我身体一向来都不是很好的啊~~~真的没心情要理他了,被他讲了一顿~~~每次请假都被他骂的,说怎样我职位都高过他,他没事就不回公司,在外荡,一个星期里回公司都不到三天,我都没爆穿他,他妈的鸡蛋糕,现在竟然又骂我。我真的很想辞职了!!!我真的要崩溃了,很大压力啊~~~什么都是我~~~干嘛要酱?我出来社会都不到一年啊,我哪有经验?我知道我还是很不够专业,但我很努力了啦,干嘛人家请假都不能吗?


 


 

Monday, February 13, 2006

情人节快乐



祝各位情人节快乐

没情人的也要快乐噢

祝我自己也快乐


( ^.^ )( ^.^ )

Sunday, February 12, 2006

給意見~~~

 


 


                                    我想搬出來住~~~


                                    我想獨立生活~~~


 


 


 

累~累~累~


 


 


今早真的不想起床﹐真的累得要死~~~


無可否認~~~我果真老了﹐兩張了~~~


如果有得做少奶奶就好啦~~~但是看人臉色做人不好受噢~~~還是自己才是最可靠的~~~


累啊﹐對著電腦都不懂要干嘛了~~~


今年的元宵真無聊﹐不比去年有意思~~~


如果公司有張沙發或一張床有多好啊~~~我可以在這裡睡一下~~~


等下還要去銀行﹐要用走的~~~是走的~~~


天啊﹐我累得要命啊~~~


老天爺啊~~~我應該作什麼好呢﹖教教我啊~~~


 


 


 

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

给她的~~~

 


 


ambi pur - For Her            ~ limited edition


 


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Sunday, February 5, 2006

this cheers me up when i was sick...

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/405/songofpig7gr.swf
for xuan, and all the piggy lovers...

我病了~~~


 


 


各位朋友﹐請恕我沒回您的帖子﹐因為我真的病到要~~~


病到五顏六色都還要上班~~~


天啊﹐連續幾天吃了整排的milidon 650 ﹐還是這個病樣﹐唉~~~