Thursday, January 19, 2006

男的非常懦弱

Rating:★★★
Category:Other
有一对情侣,男的非常懦弱,做什么事情之前都让女友先试。女友对此十分不满。一次,两人出海,返航时,飓风将小艇摧毁,幸亏女友抓住了一块木板才保住了两人的性命。女友问男友:"你怕吗?"男友从怀中掏出一把水果刀,说:怕,但有鲨鱼来,我就用这个对付它。"女友只是摇头苦笑。不久,一艘货轮发现了他们,正当他们欣喜若狂时,一群鲨鱼出现了,女友大叫:'我们一起用力游,会没事的!"男友却突然用力将女友推进海里,独立扒着木板朝货轮了,并喊道:"这次我先试!"女友惊呆了,望着男友的背影,感到非常绝望。鲨鱼正在靠近,可对女友不感兴趣而径直向男友游去,男友被鲨鱼凶猛地撕咬着,他发疯似地冲女友喊道:"我爱你!" 女友获救了,甲板上的人都在默哀,船长坐到女友身边说:"小姐,他是我见过最勇敢的人。我们为他祈祷!""不,他是个胆小鬼。"女友冷冷地说。"您怎么这样说呢?刚才我一直用望远镜观察你们,我清楚地看到他把你推开后用刀子割破了自己的手腕。鲨鱼对血腥味很敏感,如果他不这样做来争取时间,恐怕你永远不会出现在这艘船上....."

33 comments:

  1. 天啊...没想到结果是这样...

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  2. wat a ending........n wat a title.......
    true love............
    salute the man.......

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  3. 有人会说他笨,但我说。。。难到要爱你的人SACRIFICE他的命才感人???

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  4. 不是感不感人的问题,而是爱一个人是不计较付出,一心只想他/她安好。

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  5. totally agreed, although i m a guy........
    another kind of sacrifice, is dignity n pride(for a guy)

    this is a mission impossible for the MCP guys...to sacrifice dignity n pride for a gal......
    so far i haven come across MCP guys giv way to gals.......

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  6. haha...~那你遇到对你酱的人吗?

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  7. Male Chauvinist Pig =
    大男人主义

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  8. muz pay tuition fee woh.........
    wil post a bill to ur acct........

    =P

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  9. okok.....come come..........
    i pay baht for u.......wahaha......

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  10. 你抄我的!!哈哈哈哈哈!!!

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  11. 我抄你什么?故事吗?

    hahahaha,pai seh, pai seh.....我都不知道噢~.

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  12. 炸到~~
    讨厌这种结局。。。。
    \悲~~

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  13. 因为悲剧。。。
    所以讨厌。。。
    对了。。。我从不看悲剧。。。所以我不看King Kong

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  14. 哈哈哈哈哈哈,无话可说!!!

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  15. watch IN HER SHOES....
    happy ending 1...

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  16. IN HER SHOES

    Starring: Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette, Shirley MacLaine, Mark Feuerstein, Brooke Smith
    Directed by: Curtis Hanson

    Two sisters have nothing in common but size 8 ?feet. Maggie and Rose are both best friends and polar opposites when it comes to values, goals and personal styles. Maggie is a party girl who barely graduated from high school, recycles jobs as quickly as yesterday's newspapers and believes her biggest asset is her attractiveness to the opposite sex. Her recurring state of unemployment leaves her virtually homeless as she bounces between the sofas of her friends and relatives. With no confidence in her intellectual ability, she prizes makeup over books and has innate talent for choosing the perfect accessories and clothes for any occasion. Rose is a Princeton educated attorney at a top law firm in Philadelphia. Her beautifully decorated prewar apartment is her haven from the outside world. With her nose perpetually to the grindstone, she struggles constantly with her weight and never feels comfortable in the clothes she wears. Her low self-esteem regarding her physical appearance has left her dating life non-existent. Rose's one joy in life is shoes (because they always fit), but unfortunately she has few social opportunities to remove them from her closet. After a calamitous falling out, the two sisters travel a bumpy road toward true appreciation for one another--aided along the way by the discovery of the maternal grandmother they thought was dead. Through their re-connection with their grandmother, Ella, Maggie and Rose learn how to make peace with themselves and with each other

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  17. official site:

    http://www.inhershoesmovie.com/

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  18. haix... y every time always got sad story d.. no something happy ending d??? hope everyone have a happy ending life larhx.. dun sad always.. XD

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  19. thx.......i'll look for it later...

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